officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:Β  look there’s a train

lordsteeb:

imagine being an old-timey gangster but instead of having people murdered you had them loved. that’s pretty much my dream job now that i think about it. all sittin in bars in a pinstriped suit, being all β€œhey tony. see that guy over there? go take care of him, if you know what i mean.” and then tony goes and gives him a hug

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amsteramy:

destinysstepchild:

how to pronounce β€œgif”

Thank you.

sirmitchell:

The Earth and the Moon. Taken 6 million miles away by the Juno spacecraft which is on its way to Jupiter. 
Man, space is neat! Everything we love and hate and know is on that pale blue dot. 

sirmitchell:

The Earth and the Moon. Taken 6 million miles away by the Juno spacecraft which is on its way to Jupiter.Β 

Man, space is neat! Everything we love and hate and know is on that pale blue dot.Β 

officiallyshipped:

Can we all just take a moment and appreciate Deadpool

nebularum:

i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.

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asian:

this is my favourite picture on the internet

asian:

this is my favourite picture on the internet

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

smaug-king-under-the-mountain:

alwaystakeatoweltoaparty:

qtmaster:

soundlyawake:

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

luna-del-ravenclaw:

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Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starshipΒ Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.